Love Quotes That makes you Smile

• "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.."
• "I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza."
• "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
• "I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
• "The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."
• "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
• "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
• "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
• "To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."