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Local Call

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
World.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.


On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
Noticed a golden telephone


mounted on the wall with a sign that read
'$10,000 per call'.


The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
The telephone was used for.



The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.


The American thanked the priest and went along his way.


Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.


He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and
He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.


She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
He
Could talk to God.


'O.K., thank you,' said the American.


He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France .


In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000
Per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to

See if Indians had the same phone.


He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there
Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read

'One
Rupee per call.'

The American was surprised so he


asked the priest about the sign.
'Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden
Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to

Heaven,
But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?'


The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in India now, Son - it's a

Local
Call'.
This is the only heaven on the Earth.

Register here for easy money

mysterious tree

mysterious tree

30 lines to make you smile

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
2. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
7. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. I’m not a complete idiot; Some parts are missing.
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again
17. Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19. Procrastinate Now!
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27. Ham and eggs. A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28. The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.